For a laugh!

Just couldn't resist this one.
As some of you might know, in my other life, I teach childbirth and babycare classes at my local hospital. I hope some of you new moms out there are reading this one! You just have to laugh!

Case of "THE PREGNANT LADY"

ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659---CASE OF
THE PREGNANT LADY

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus She
noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.

She immediately moved to another seat. This time
the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.

The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth
move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and
he had the man arrested.

The case came up in court. The judge asked the
man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.

The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like
this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her
condition. She sat down under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint
Twins are Coming' and I grinned."

"Then she moved and sat under a sign that said,
'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling', and I had to smile."

"Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign
that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly
contain myself."

"BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time
and sat under a sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have
prevented this Accident'... I just lost it."

"CASE DISMISSED!!"