Thanks to the wonderful Christine London for sharing this with me!
Never underestimate a reader...
One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing
and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.
She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book..
The peace and solitude are magnificent.
Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing? ' 'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that
obvious?')
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'
'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.
I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'
'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
MORAL:
Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
Wednesday, May 30, 2012
Monday, May 14, 2012
THE ROMANCE REVIEWS TOP PICK!!
I received a nice Mother's Day surprise yesterday!
The Romance Reviews (TRR) "Claimed" A COWBOY WORTH CLAIMING as their Top Pick giving the story 5 Stars *****
Read the Review here:
What a wonderful story! I absolutely loved this book. The author swept me away from the beginning with her amazing writing style and complex characters. The plot line is filled with rich historic elements. I felt like I was transported back into historic Arizona, and I didn't want to leave!
Chance Worth is most definitely a hunky, gorgeous cowboy that I would love to claim for myself! He filled a spot in my heart immediately, and I didn't want to say goodbye to him at the end. Watching him with Lizzie, knowing she was an innocent young woman, trying not to fall for her, was awesome. I cheered for him the whole way through the book. Being orphaned though, he's got a lot of secrets bottled up, and well, with Lizzie, he just wants to let go and be honest.
Lizzie Mitchell. Hmmmm. Now that is a young woman with spitfire written all over her! From the first chapter, when Chance had to rescue her from near drowning, to her sending Chance away after she fell in love with him. Well, I just wanted to shake her and tell her to wake up or send him my way! Lizzie has a good heart and knows that saving the ranch is important to her now that her grandfather has taken severely ill, and she knows that she needs to rely on Chance, but she's just not ready to do it!
Can Chance show her what it's like to have a real cowboy in her life? Or will Lizzie be unable to claim her cowboy as her own?
I absolutely recommend this read! It's a wonderful love story set in another era, and filled with lovable characters. This is most definitely worthy of 5 stars and I am happy to say that it's a keeper! I can't wait to see what other books are in store for this new series, as I am not ready to say goodbye to the Worth's just yet! Well done, Ms. Sands!
Friday, May 04, 2012
WE HAVE A WINNER OF CHARLENE'S BRAND NEW-SLETTER CONTEST!!
Congrats to Terriavidreader!!
You have won your choice of a $50 Amazon or Barnes and Noble Gift Card and a beautiful Brighton Heart Necklace!! I know you'll enjoy these prizes!!
Thanks to everyone who entered. I loved hearing your marriage proposal preferences!
Look for more Contests coming VERY Soon at www.charlenesands.com
Sincerely,
Charlene Sands
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