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Tuesday, May 09, 2006

2005 Headlines -- For Fun!

Look at some of these headlines for a laugh!


> Crack Found on Governor's Daughter

> [Imagine that!]

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

> [No, really?]


> Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

> [Now that's taking things a bit far!]


> Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?

> [Not if I wipe thoroughly!]


> Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

> [What a guy!]


> Miners Refuse to Work after Death

> [No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so!]


> Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

> [See if that works any better than a fair trial!]

> War Dims Hope for Peace

> [I can see where it might have that effect!]


> If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

> [You think?]


> Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

> [Who would have thought!]


> Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

> [They may be on to something!]


> Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

> [You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?]


> Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge

> [he probably IS the battery charge!]


> New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

> [Weren't they fat enough?!]


> Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas

> in Spacecraft

> [That's what he gets for eating those beans!]


> Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

> [Taste like chicken?]


> Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

> [Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]


> Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

> [Boy, are they tall!]


> And the winner is....


> Typhoon Rips Through

> Cemetery; Hundreds Dead


> Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the

> stupidity

> and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to.

> (Maybe even a chuckle).

> We all need a good laugh, keeep laughing it will keep you

> young....

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