Look at some of these headlines for a laugh!THE YEAR'S BEST [actual] HEADLINES OF 2005:
> Crack Found on Governor's Daughter
> [Imagine that!]
>
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
> [No, really?]
>
> Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
> [Now that's taking things a bit far!]
>
> Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
> [Not if I wipe thoroughly!]
>
> Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
> [What a guy!]
>
> Miners Refuse to Work after Death
> [No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so!]
>
> Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
> [See if that works any better than a fair trial!]
> War Dims Hope for Peace
> [I can see where it might have that effect!]
>
> If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
> [You think?]
>
> Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
> [Who would have thought!]
>
> Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
> [They may be on to something!]
>
> Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
> [You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?]
>
> Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
> [he probably IS the battery charge!]
>
> New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
> [Weren't they fat enough?!]
>
> Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas
> in Spacecraft
> [That's what he gets for eating those beans!]
>
> Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
> [Taste like chicken?]
>
> Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
> [Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]
>
> Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
> [Boy, are they tall!]
>
> And the winner is....
>
> Typhoon Rips Through
> Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
>
> Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the
> stupidity
> and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to.
> (Maybe even a chuckle).
> We all need a good laugh, keeep laughing it will keep you
> young....
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